Literature
''Hero, Ya Always Save Us'' - A Zelda-ish Parody
A Zelda Parody, Based on "Jonny I Hardly Knew ya"
The wizard carried off the girl, Hyrule, Hyrule.
The wizard carried off the girl, Hyrule, Hyrule.
The wizard carried off the girl,
You’re off to save her and her world.
Your lives will both soon be awhirl,
Hero, ya always saved us.
[Chorus]
With sword and shield and tunic, save Hyrule, Hyrule.
With sword and shield and tunic, save Hyrule, Hyrule.
With sword and shield and tunic, save
The land that hides the Triforce.
Oh princess, dear, he’s always here.
Hero, ya always saved us.
We counted on the blue-eyed beast, Hyrule, Hyrule.
We counted on the blue-eyed beast, Hyrule, Hyrule.